Hey man I'm still up for a homoerotic sword fight, but once you beat my ass enough I am going to have a phase two. I'm not going to like, get any new techniques or anything, but my theme music is going to have a tragic piano melody added to it, and I'm probably going to slip on my blood a bit. That cool? I will still have that German executioners sword, though. For Aesthetic purposes.
Oh god oh fuck why did your health bar get twice as big as before?? I know this will do nothing to stop you from dying but now your leitmotif is playing and I am morally conflicted about beating your ass because I read all the lore documents prior to this part of the level and I am aware and sympathetic to your motivations as a character
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern
